I asked for the lyrics of 'the advertising man' about 10 years ago but no-one seems to have them. Here are the only snippets I can remember.

Ch: Oh the advertising man pours his message in your ear
His slogans are pounding in your brain.

Oh a man will look a real dream if he smears his hair with Brylcream
And in his Raelbrook shirt he can't be beat.
But if he gives them all a thrill with his Black & Decker drill
He'll have the girls all rolling at his feet.

UDI for the IoW