"SIR! This is for ladies only!!" the woman coming out of the loo told Rapparee.

"So is this, Madame!", he retorted, "but occasionally I have to run a little water through it!".

That was the last thing he remembered. When he woke up, a large and burly German polizei was staring at him from across a cold, damp room somewhere beneath the streets of Berlin. His hands were tied behind his back, and the polizei was thumbing through his wallet with great interest.

(Fade to black)...