A mist soaked figure staggers in from the foggy nigh. stares in confusion at the occupied beds for a moment before wandering down the line giving everyone a brisk encouraging pat on the head and mumbling get well soon. (Arhg I must be channelling my dad tonight.)

Nurse spots the trail of puddles and shoos her toward the tavern entrance narrowly missing the mini jello pool of squidlets. I thought the squid had been putting on weight.