Sheesh, there are wifi spots all over Europe and even Ireland. No longer are leprechauns employed as messengers or banshees used to cry out what's going on. You can even have Internet and Web access in your car, BOAT, bus, train, or plane -- or as you walk -- all over there. It's in pubs, restaurants, hotels, B&Bs, where ever there are people.

Amos' protestations are disingenuous in the extreme. He just doesn't want to have Dear Old Mom find out what mischief and worse he's up to!

Hence, I shall set in motion Der Altirischerinvestigatifnetworken and if he can't keep out of trouble we'll at least have some good laughs at his expense. I mean, really! -- asking a cabin attendant if she "if a genuine randy Brandi" after learning her first name and after being slapped down telling her that "she's aged well."