To the tune of "Secret Agent Man"

BIG DICK CHENEY MAN
(Chris Kennedy)

Meeting with the Christian Right guy Sunday
Warm greetings for his Enron friends on Monday
Disclosure he abhors, except behind closed doors
Striking deals to help the wealthy make more money

Big Dick Cheney Man, Big Dick Cheney Man
Who knows where he's hiding? The VP of this land

Dropped out of Yale to be an oil man in Wyoming
In the witness protection plan I think he's roaming
His limousine drives around, it stops but no one gets out
Was that Dick with Elvis at the Denny's in Nebraska?

Big Dick Cheney Man, Big Dick Cheney Man
Oh, who knows where he's hiding? The Big Dick of this land

Now there's one thing that you and I know for certain
No one got the deal he got at Halliburton
He grabbed that $45 mil and headed out for Capitol Hill
Now he orders out for pizza from a secret, undisclosed location

Big Dick Cheney Man, Big Dick Cheney Man,
Who knows where he's hiding? The Big Dick of this land.
The best VP since Agnew, the VP of this land
Big Dick Cheney Man

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