The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #157753   Message #3731922
Posted By: Severn
20-Aug-15 - 05:45 PM
Thread Name: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2015
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2015
Pastor Pryme had been telling Rabbi Schotz about how the parents of an infant who had experienced a miraculous recovery had asked her to do the child's baptism here in the hospital chapel and she'd just prepared the baptismal fount. This, of course, had proven the perfect hiding place for the two tiny squidlets ..........

Severn profusely thanks Tanya Hyde and Carla Bunkle from Dermatology for their successful removal of his skin carcinoma ......

Bedpan Dora persues another squidlets into the ladies'room where she corners it in one of the toilet stalls. Forcing it to take refuge inside the toilet, she gleefully flushes it down. The dazed squidlet wakes up in the sewer system, where it is raised by alligators and eventually grows up to become an urban legend ........