I was standin' on the corner, not doin' a bit of harm
along came a flatfoot and took me by the arm,
he dragged me around the corner, rang a funny bell
along came a squad car and took me to my cell.

I woke up in the mornin and looked upon the wall
the cooties and the bedbugs were havin a game of ball
I went to eat my breakfast, everything was stale

the coffee tastes like tobacco juice
right in the county jail
bump bada bump bump bump bump!