Fascinating.

Socialism for me and you, but ignore the rights of others. Spout off oppressing decent normal people whilst claiming to be oppressed yourself. And there was me thinking hypocrisy required intelligence. Mea Culpa.

Capitalism meanwhile is something to do with roofers and other building labourers working cash in hand whilst preaching some weird discredited communism, presumably whilst trying to get rich quick down the dog track.

No wonder telly ratings are down. Far better entertainment viewing the exhibits on Mudcat.