Bad news Fred. I'm at Whitby right now and sod the common good. I'll barge my way to the front of the queue at the bar in The Plough in ten mins if it's all the same to you.

Hate to disappoint you, but my three grand guitar looks positively shabby at the side of some at a singaround last night. Seems we capitalists like the noise folk music makes after all.

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