McCARTHY HAD A PARTY
AT HIS HOUSE THE OTHER NIGHT
EVERYBODY CAME ALONG
AND BRUNG THEIR APPETITE
THE BEST OF FOLKS
THEY ALL WERE THERE
IT WAS A SWELL AFFAIR
THEY DIDN'T INVITE
THE POLICE FORCE BUT LATER
THEY WERE THERE
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN
McCARTHY DISAPPEARED
JUST LIKE A GHOST
IT WAS AN AWFUL THING TO DO
AND HE WAS AN AWFUL HOST
THEN A BRICK CAME THROUGH THE AIR
AND IT LANDED ON O'HAIR
AND EVERYBODY AT THE PARTY KNEW
McCARTHY MUST BE THERE