The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #31691   Message #3733664
Posted By: Joe Offer
28-Aug-15 - 05:06 AM
Thread Name: ADD: Keep It Clean (Charley Jordan)
Subject: ADD: Wrap That Rascal (Charlie King)
Charlie King wrote "Wrap That Rascal," loosely based on this song and more-or-less sharing the melody.

WRAP THAT RASCAL
(Charlie King)

Wanna get frisky, don't wanna pay the price?
Modern love is risky, follow this advice
Wrap that rascal! Wrap that rascal!
You gotta wrap that rascal if you wanna get along with me


Two young lovers, lying in bed
One snuggled up to the other & said / "Why don't we wrap that…
If you have affection, share with someone else
If you have infections, keep them to yourself / Wrap that…
(bridge) You can be creative, you can be amused
You can look for places that ain't never been used
You can stick it here, ooo & you can stick it there
But if you ain't gonna wrap it you can stick it in your ear
You gotta wrap…

Papa make a baby, Mama bound to fall
If you don't want to bring 'em up don't bring it up at all
Unless you wrap…
You can buy 'em bumpy, you can buy 'em smooth
Lubricated, decorated! red white & blue! / Why don't you…

(bridge) Who appointed Thomas? Who carpet bombed Iraq?
Who gave us the S&L's to carry on our back?
Epidemic AIDS? Economic stress?
If Bush's daddy used one we would not be in this mess
He shoulda wrapped that rascal! Wrap that rascal!
He shoulda wrapped… 'stead of going down in history