The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #157753   Message #3733764
Posted By: GUEST
28-Aug-15 - 12:46 PM
Thread Name: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2015
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2015
In case you wondered, Liz has borrowed the alligator's red wagon from the Tavern and is hauling Mmario's largest cooking pot (slightly smaller than the ones the African cannibals use in old Hollywood pictures, but of a similar shape)full of water.

Meanwhile, brash young Billy The Squid and four squidlet followers behind them, all wearing "The Squid Squad" Waterproof faux-leather jackets, have decided to go after Nurse Ratched, the lady who once broke their father's heart.
The other four squidlets, have names printed on their jackets, "Biff" "Butch" "Spike" and "Rowdy" (Their real names, alas, being Clarence, Otto, Claude and Percival), and are bopping down the hall looking like something out of "West Side Story" and singing "When you're a squid, you're a squid all the way". Having no fingers to snap, they do a whip-cracking thing with their tentacles.

They find Nurse Ratched's office, but it is unoccupied, but they go inside anyway and start looking to make trouble. Spike/Claude begins refilling all the files at random. Billy The Squid (He even claims to be left-handed)pours out the coffee from the coffee maker and the boys refill it with their brown sepia ink. Biff/Clarence starts seriously reprogramming the computer. Butch/Otto punches out a ceiling panel and grabs a chunk of fiberglass insulation, opens the locker, and rubs the insulation on the inside the spare panties and white nurse's hosiery. Before they can go back out and resume their search for Nurse Ratched (who is busy engaging in a tryst like they did last summe with X-Ray Ted in a little used storeroom on the third floor)Liz, who heard the singing and had learned to speak semi-fluent Squiddish, grabs each by the jacket collar and dunks them in the cauldron.

"OK, she mutters, that makes six....."