A CHEVY-KAISER-OLDS-MO-LACA-STUD-WAR-LINCO-BAKER
(Pete Stamper)

I didn't have the money that the big cats had
I couldn't get a Ford, much less a 'Cad
But I'm not the kinda guy to be outdone
Don't you know what I did? I went and made me one

I got the front end here, the rear end there
I come by the middle 'bout everywhere
I got 'em all together and I made 'em fit
But the hardest part was namin' it

It's a Chevy-Kaiser-Olds-Mo-Laca-Stud-War-Linco-Baker with a Continental kit
A Chevy-Kaiser-Olds-Mo-Laca-Stud-War-Linco-Baker and I'm proud of every part of it

I was clippin' of eighty in a thirty-mile zone
I asked the police "What did I do wrong"
He said "there's one thing that I got to know
Tell me what you call it and I'll let you go"

It's a Chevy-Kaiser-Olds-Mo-Laca-Stud-War-Linco-Baker with a Continental kit
A Chevy-Kaiser-Olds-Mo-Laca-Stud-War-Linco-Baker and I'm proud of every part of it

I went to see my baby just the other night
I pulled up front right under the light
I honked my horn, I yelled "Come 'ere, pet"
But all I heard was "Ooh, what's that?"

It's a Chevy-Kaiser-Olds-Mo-Laca-Stud-War-Linco-Baker with a Continental kit
A Chevy-Kaiser-Olds-Mo-Laca-Stud-War-Linco-Baker and I'm proud of every part of it

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