Try to plug in a USB connector.

remember Tippex? Try painting a bit on the upside of all your connectors. Rub off excess and the black USB symbol appears.

Where's the Sods Law you ask? Well the device you plug it into is never the right way up, or like my other laptop, the socket is upside down!

Well Tippex & CD markers are made for such phones & laptops!

Like lettuce farming - It ain't rocket science.

Errrrrrr...