Speaking to the geraniums? And here's me thinking he was pretending to be one of Camilla's tampons. I don't wish to be curmudgeonly about her charitable enterprise, Jim, which was very worthwhile, but she had all the publicity, the resources and, above all, all the time in the world to promote it. I suppose it was a lot better than sunning herself hidden away on Mustique or on a millionaire playboy's yacht, or shooting innocent animals for the fun of it on vast private estates in Scotland.