A welcome, good Catters, to Soozie
Who sings songs archaic an' bloozy
She belts out the blues
By ones and by twos,
But ya better not call her a floozie!

The reason, my friends (if you choose)
Is you ain't walked a mile in her shoes;
And some consideration
For your self-preservation,
As the lass has a very short fuse!

Regards,

Amos