And speaking of hymns and Landover Baptist and hell and whatnot, let us never forget to visit
The Jesus Dance
Dance the Millennium Away
not to mention the page it originated on (it's not there any more, but there's some really hilarious email correspondence between its creator and self-described Christians who dislike it).
Liland*2 versions in DT, but no sound; scratchy .wav noise available onsite...
Self-described Christian Who Likes Plastic Jesus*