I `ad them John Cleese and the Two Ronnies in my cab some time ago. I could `ear `em going on about this class system in the world so I earwigged to see what they were saying.
Cleese said, "I am a successful commodity broker, I was at Eton, and I`m very well off. I consider myself upper class, I look down on you two and I play the grand piano."
The big Ronnie said, looking at Cleese, "I am a bank clerk on £30,000, out of Grammar School, and I consider myself middle class. I look up to you".
Then looking at the little Ronnie said," But I look down on you and I play melodeon."
The little Ronnie said, looking up at both of them, "I play the
kazoo!!!"


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