I'm not happy that some Facebook game is about Old Wives Tails! Old Wives work hard, and our Tails are nobody's business but our husbands'!!! And I do not like any part of my body called a Tail! That's Chopinesque!!! Lisa Loopner called me up about this, and she was very upset-- to think Todd might dare to call her an Old Tail when she grows up! This must be stopped!