Wiki on James Abott McNeill Whistler who they say said "Oh you will Oscar, you will"

"Dear Randolphe, utterly unspoilt by failure" Noel Coward on Randolphe Churchill (nephew of Winston S)

"He played the King as if someone had just played the Ace" of an actor in King Lear

"Thye wit is a s thick as Tewekesbury Mustard" Shakespear - Tweekesburg Mustard was originally made with mustard & horseraddish, rolled into balls and dried

Thick as two short planks and twice as wide.

Said out loud by a superior calling for a colleague's attention "_______ you venereal toerag". The room went silent in homage to the accuracy.