A couple shorties:

Get the Money!

It makes no diff'rence where you are
Get the muh-uh-uh-ny!
It makes no diff'rence where you are,
Mah Huh-uh-uh-ny!
A nickel is a nickel and a dime is a dime
A dollar is a dollar 'most any old time!
It makes no diff'rence where you are
Get the Muh-uh-uh-uh-ny!

and

Throw a nickel on the drum
   (A Salvation Army Song, allegedly)

Throw a nickel on the drum
Save another drunken bum,
Throw a nickel on the drum
And you'll be saved!
Salvation Army!
Salvation Army!
Throw a nickel on the drum
And you'll be saved!

Dave Oesterreich