The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #156570   Message #3742008
Posted By: Jim Carroll
06-Oct-15 - 03:11 AM
Thread Name: BS: New joke thread of 2015
Subject: RE: BS: New joke thread of 2015
A young nun is sitting reading under at tree in a convent garden when a strange young man climbs over the wall, sits down beside her and enters into deep conversation with her.
After a while he slips his arm around her, they kiss and eventually make passionate love under the trees.
When they've finished, she straightens down her habit and says, "Oh dear, how am I going to tell the Mother Superior that I allowed a stranger to seduce me - twice?"
"But we only made love once" he said.
"You're not in a hurry, are you? ".
Jim Carroll