The proprietor of a Chinese takeaway in Soho becomes extremely pissed off when, night after night, the Greek bouncer from the strip club next door comes in and orders "chicken flied lice", taking the piss out of his inability to pronounce the letter "r"
It goes on for so long that he decides to do something about it, so he begins to practice in front of a mirror until he perfects the phrase , "Chicken frrrried rice, chicken frrried, chicken frried rice, chicken fried rice" - eventually he perfects it.   
Finally, the bouncer comes in and as usual orders "chicken flied lice".
"Don't you mean chicken fried rice, you Gleek plick?"
Jim Carroll