Q?   Dunno how that happened. Another post lost to the ether.

What I said was I told the chimney sweep this morning that it wasn't worth paying him, as the world was about to end and he'd have no use for the money. Unfortunately, he asked for evidence, and all I could muster was the pronouncements of a man I didn't know. Damn. I think I'm going to have to give up this religion lark.