Two buddies of mine were drinking at a popular bar in D.C. back in the 70's and were being waited on by a very attractive barmaid. Pete, an unremitting horndog, spent most of the evening trying to get her phone # but she was not interested. Giving up, Pete hauled out his member and bid her look at it while he sat there and said "see what you're missing out on?". Without missing a beat the young lady said, "That looks like a dick, only smaller".