Can I donate? I hate to think of your Council meeting in a privy. The smell must be terrible and if it's like a number of privies I know the door is going to fall off one of these days. Wasps and black widow spiders have been known to build their nests in privies and can give the users a nasty surprise. I've know a couple of guys who were relaxing in the privy with a Sears catalog when a six or eight legged critter took objection and injected their dangling bits with a load of something that caused an unwanted swelling and a trip to the hospital. Then a couple weeks later the skin started sloughing off and the parts were raw and tender as new skin started growing. This caused Bob (not his real name) a problem when his date started getting frisky one Saturday night; poor girl was traumatized when Bob screamed, leaped out of the car, and started running around holding his private parts (which is what she wanted to do); she entered a cloistered convent the next day and spent the rest of her life doing penance. Bob got to like pain and enlisted in the Marines. So if I can send, say, ten bucks, to help your council out just let me know. Even a room at the Hot Sheets Motel is usually better than meeting in a privy.