As it's Saturday I'll verge a bit on the crude & dodgy side...

That image links to a version of the song that goes something like..

"Post-op Pat, Post-op Pat, Post-op Pat and his brand new twat..."

Which is why I was hesitant about posting it.

Now.. I don't know if there is any more to that version of the song,
or if that's all there is...??

But as this is a folk song site.. somebody amongst us lot [Big Al ???]
could be more than capable of knocking out a funny rude positive parody version..???

"Post-op Pat, Post-op Pat, Post-op Pat and her brand new twat..."...?????