I'm looking for the lyrics for this song that I haven't heard for years. I can only remember bits - something like..

Ever since my mashochistic baby went and left me,
There's nothing to whip but the cream.
She loved me when I beat her,
But I started acting sweeter,
That was no way to treat her at all.

And so on ..

It my not be all politically correct, but can anyone help?

Regards

Simon