In my book, off the top of my head at 6.30 in the morning, morality is an approach to life in which you seek to be happy in yourself and to have as positive an effect on the other inhabitants of this planet, and the planet itself, as you can humanly manage. There, tried to say that without once rattling on about avoiding sin or obeying rules or being bad.

Yes Kevin but what a terrible strategy for life, finding a moral issue in everything. That's exactly what I was trying to say. Just remember that not one of us can walk a few yards without unintentionally squashing a minibeast on the path. That doesn't mean we can't go for a walk and enjoy it.