Megan L posted this link on the thread about Janie's broken leg, and it intrigued me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EiVa2ewXzM

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The song intrigued me, because I followed almost the same route from Mallaig to Fort William in June - but I rode in comfort on the Jacobite steam train. It's a beautiful trip, but I can imagine the highway would be treacherous. We took a similarly treacherous trip in a motor coach on the A890, a one-lane road on a cliff above Loch Carron on the way to Plockton. You should have seen the terror in the faces of car drivers coming up to us in the opposite direction - they had to back up long distances along a narrow cliffside road. I imagine our intrepid bus driver, Graham, drove our bus along the 830 from Mallaig to pick us up at Fort William. I'm glad I took the train. Two days later, as he was leaving us, Graham played "King of the Road" for us on his tuba-like instrument. A fitting song for a fearless bus driver, I'd say.

I found the lyrics here:

http://www.the-mccalmans.com/lyrics/lyrics-The-8-3-0.htm

THE 8-3-0
(Ian McCalman)

He was driving up to Mallaig, Glenfinnan by Lochshiel
Heading for Lochailort content behind the wheel
The road was getting narrower the sign said slow
It's the highland daily dodgems it's the 8-3-0

There is a natural assumption that A-roads are wide
Enough to take a car and one the other side
Tourist information will never ever tell
It's like driving through heaven on a road made for hell

CHORUS:
On a single track you can't turn back the stories are all the same
Of tourists leaving Corpach
Never seen again
Don't go on the 8-3-0
Don't go on the 8-3-0

Whoever called this road 'a road' is telling little lies
The 8-3-0's a sheep track, in very thin disguise
Italian caravanettes, driving on the right
Meeting Wallace Arnold Coaches in the middle of the night

On a single track you can't turn back a nightmare without end
It's eyes ahead for David Coulthard's waiting round the bend
Don't go on the 8-3-0
There's a man in the highlands, the theory's going round
That he runs the biggest breaker's yard this side of Mallaig town
You can see him in the gloaming towing wrecks from where they lie
And he turns them into girders for the bridge across to Skye

And it's a single track he's in Mallaig and now he feels no pain
He's dumped the car he's in the bar he's steaming back by train
On a single track you can's turn back the moral's very plain
If you want to visit Mallaig, it's safer by MacBrayne's
Don't go on the 8-3-0

The 8-3-0
© Ian McCalman MCPS/PRS
From album - 'Honest Poverty' (Greentrax 1993 CDTRAX067)
'McCalman Singular' (Greentrax CDTRAX269)


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