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Thread #158333   Message #3743760
Posted By: GUEST,Phil Beck
14-Oct-15 - 01:31 AM
Thread Name: Wife selling - songs, poems etc
Subject: RE: Wife selling - songs, poems etc
How about John Hobbs who tried unsuccessfully to sell his wife so hung himself.

JOHN HOBBS

A jolly shoemaker John Hobbs, John Hobbs,
A jolly shoemaker was he.
He married Jane Carter,
No damsel looked smarter,
But He's caught a tartar,
Yes, he's caught a tarter, John Hobbs, did he.

He tied a rope to her, John Hobbs, John Hobbs
He tied a rope to her did he,
To 'scape from hot water
To Smithfield he brought her,
But nobody bought her
They all were afraid of Jane Hobbs, were they

"Oh who'll buy a wife?" says Hobbs, John Hobbs
"A sweet pretty wife," says he.
But somehow they tell us,
The wife dealing fellows
Were all of them sellers
And none of them wanted Jane Hobbs, did they

"Oh where is the rope?" says Hobbs, John Hobbs
"Come give me the rope" says he;
"I won't stand to wrangle,
Myself I will strangle,
And hang dingle dangle;"
He died in a tangle, John Hobbs did he.