It's 9:00 am and we're in Professor Satan's office in the Militant Atheist University of Bastardshire; Dr Doubt enters.

Satan: Morning Doubt. Good news: the Research Council have awarded us a MASSIVE grant to give those pesky creationists a bloody nose!

Doubt: Excellent! When do we start?

Satan: A week next Wednesday.

Satan: Changing the subject, have they made any earth-shattering, paradigm destroying discoveries recently?

Doubt: Yes, they've just found a fragment of pterodactyl bone in a Sainsburys' pork pie.

Satan: Drat! Can we discredit it?

Doubt: Shouldn't be too difficult. For a start, I think that it might actually be a Morrison's pork pie.

Satan: Good work! Just make sure they're not able to publish anything.

Doubt: Don't worry, I slipped the journal editor a couple quid and he owes me a favour anyway.

Satan: Right, lets start some preliminary work on this project. Bloody creationists - we'll show 'em!