I had a version of this about 20 years ago from the late Alex McKie of (the) Felling- on- Tyne- I still do it now & then if it's the right kind of place & indeed put it on a CD some years back...

Three wives in the Fountain
             (which is a pub in South Shields. my home town)
Each one knocking back the stout
There they stand in the Fountain,
Too blind drunk to stagger out.

Three wives in the Fountain
Wondering which way they should roam
There they stand in the Fountain
Too blind drunk to stagger home

Which one is the biggest pest?
Which one will the cops arrest?
Their coins they are counting
Wondering who will pay the fine
Only one wife will be sentenced
Only one wife doing time,
Make it mine
Make it mine
Make it mine.....