Bubba at the Revival

Bubba, the town's drunk and general no-goodnik, goes to a revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over.

Much to the preacher's surprise, Bubba gets in line.

It takes awhile, but Bubba is very patient. When it's his turn the preacher says, "It's been a long time since you came in, Bubba."

Bubba simply nods.

The preacher says. "What you want me to pray about?"

Bubba says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."

So the preacher puts one finger in Bubba's ear and the other hand on top of his head and prays a while.

After a few minutes, he removes his hands and says, "Okay, Bubba, how's your hearing now?"

"I don't know preacher," Bubba says. "It's not set until next Wednesday."