"...where Ebbie carved her initials in that really old mahogany sideboard thing you like..."
: Rapparee - PM
Date: 13 Oct 15 - 09:38 AM

No, no, no! 'Twarn't me. 'Tis a calumny you perpetrate. Check the security film. I believe it will show you the malfeasing culprit was a fairly tall man with hair that used to be dark, with a fairly long knife to hand.

sheesh. Turn your back for a minute and rumor sprouts and springs.