It suddenly hit me this morning, Pete! I know what you are! You're a computer app, written by creationists, to take part in on-line discussions about evolution. Unfortunately, you're not perfected yet because (a) the only data you have available is piffle from 'Creation.com' and (b) a lot of your contributions are garbled and make very little sense.

After that particular revelation another thought struck me: If you are, in fact, a real person, then you may be the only human being in history to FAIL the Turing Test!

Both possibilities are equally remarkable!