Trojan Horse ??? - what.. the cheeky little commie blighters are digging a tunnel from China
that'll come out under a big hidden trap door in Hinkley Point...!!???

The secret invasion starts here.. surprise attack.. tanks rolling over Stogursey and Nether Stowey !!!!!

Hoards of Chinese special forces soldiers forming massive queues at the dodgy oriental takeaways in Bridgwater...!!!

Where's James Bond and Adge Cutler when we need them.....????? 😨