at the moment mudcat is so tediously lethargic loading any pages,
it's like an old piss smelling cat that's been put under heavy anaesthetic by a vet
about to probe internally for bladder & bowel irregularities...

..and my broadband averages just over 20 mbps..



ps.. for the benefit of any mudcatters on the other side of the Atlantic with no idea of how important Bagpuss is
to the "Wicker Man" spectrum of British folk culture...