Personal Profile for: Little Hawk

Sex: with human females (presently just one....she's watching me type this!)
Living arrangement: with her.
What do you think about ouija boards?: not much. Don't use 'em.
Your favourite TV show? none at this time...used to be Star Trek Next Generation
What's on your mouse pad? my mouse.
Favourite board games: once was "Russian Campaign" by Avalon Hill...don't play them anymore since the computer stuff came out.
Favourite magazines: Tamiya Model Magazine, Fine Scale Modeler, and Cosmopolitan (Ha! Ha!)
Favourite smells: my girlfriend, pine trees, ripe mangos, good wine.
Worst feeling in the world: seasickness.
Best feeling in the world: really great sex, playing music in top form, coming to a new and important realization about life.
Favourite CD: Ummm...well, any one of several Dylan albums...but which one...? Hard to say.
Do you get motion sickness? Sometimes, yes.
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? Totally unappealing in every way. Don't ride 'em at all, ever.
How many rings before you answer the phone? If in the bath, I don't answer. If having sex, I don't answer. If disinclined to, I don't answer. If I do answer, no particular number of rings, it depends on what I'm doing and where the phone is.
Future sons name? ... What future son? I don't have any such plans at this time.
Future daughter's name? See above answer.
Favourite foods: Mangos, seafood, dried peaches, Chinese food, and about a hundred other things in all probability.
Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla.
Favourite ice cream? French Vanilla.
Croutons or bacon bits? .... Who cares? I'm not impressed by either.
Do you like to drive? No, not very much, but it beats walking long distances.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? I did until one walked out on me. Now I sleep with women...okay, one woman! (She's still watching...)
What type was your first car: I think it was heterosexual. It was a Honda Civic. Nice car. I still miss it.
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Jesus Christ.
Favourite alcoholic drink: Wine...or if I'm in Cuba...dark rum & coke.
What is your zodiac sign? Libra
Who is your favourite poet? Bob Dylan.
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yes.
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Concert performer, doing my own songs in good concert halls.
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? Same as it is now.
Have you ever been in love? Darn right I have...Ay, yi, yi...
What is on your walls in your room? Some pictures, a Native drum, a Native shield, a Native pipe, a couple of Dylan posters, a picture of Buffy Sainte-Marie, some feathers, and other good medicine objects.
Is the glass half empty or half full? Neither. My cup runneth over.
Favourite movie(s): Dances With Wolves, Groundhog Day, The Emerald Forest, A Fish Called Wanda.
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? right-handed, leftist in political sense.
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? Yes.
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? A spade.
What's under your bed? The carpet. No room for anything else there.
What is your favourite number? Maybe 5, maybe 7.
What is your dream car? Something nice and practical...like a good quality minivan...that would do me fine. I like Japanese vehicles and I like Chrysler okay too. I have modest dreams in this area.
Favourite sport(s)to watch: Huh? I haven't watched sports since 1977. Back then it was hockey, but now...forget it!
Thanks for giving it a go! Is that a trick question? Are we through now? When do I get my prize? Hellooooo........

- LH