The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3746395
Posted By: Rapparee
24-Oct-15 - 02:48 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
The young woman, obviously pregnant, came into the Emergency Room.

"Can I help you?" asked a nurse.

"Wouldn't. Couldn't." replied the woman.

"I don't understand."

"Can't. Won't. Don't." said the woman.

At this point a doctor came in and asked what was going on. The nurse told him, and the doctor said, "Get her in here right away! She's having contractions!"