Let me just make summat clear. When a bloke like Joe, whose chinks have been showing an awful lot recently, makes an unwise remark, I can't pretend that I don't take pleasure in rubbing his nose in it somewhat. He can call me whatever he likes. It'll always reflect more on him than on me.

I don't usually call prostitutes prostitutes, pete. Sex workers maybe.

And Kevin, it would have to be "buggerer".   And have a little think about arse about face. Not a good comparison.