Please Help Me I'm Fallin' (Homer & Jethro version)


Please help me I'm crawlin'
She's done it again
Slammed the door on my fingers
When I tried to get in
She hauled off and kicked out
The last tooth I had
I wish she would quit it
Before I get mad

Instrumental Break

Go down to the river
Where the water is nice
Stick your head under three times
And pull it out twice
First you wanted to leave me
Then you wanted to stay
How the hell can i miss you
When you won't go away

Please help me I'm fallin'
Fer somebody new
Anything I wind up with
Will be better than you
Go have your face lifted
It needs it no doubt
Go to Peter Pan's beauty shop
Before your pan peters out