Perhaps it belongs in another thread (about Jesus, or Woody's parody)
but I learned this god-knows-where:

JESUS CHRIST (Parody of Jesse James, from the Communist viewpoint)

Jesus Christ was a man, an honest working man, a carpenter by trade,
He said to the rich, "Give your goods to the poor!", so the laid Jesus Christ in his grave.                  
                                                                                                            
(Chorus)                                                                                                   
Jesus had no wife to mourn for his life, he needed a bath and a shave.                                       
But that foe of the proletariat, Judas Iscariot, laid Jesus Christ in his grave.                           
                                                                                                            
Born in 29 B.C. in a barn in Galilee, and bathed in his unwed mother's tears.                              
He fought the ruling classes and preached gospel to the masses, and he dated Marx by 1800 years.            
                                                                                                            
Yes Judas was the guy, the lousy labor spy, a stoolie for the Roman boss.                                    
He ate of Jesus body and he drank Jesus blood, then he nailed Jesus Christ to the cross.                     
                                                                                                            
With thieves on either side, Jesus Christ was crucified, and tears filled Mary's eyes.                     
But his words to you and me from that hill on Calvary, were, "Don't pray for me -- organize!".               
                                                                                                            
So they laid him in the ground, and his followers gathered round, to spread the gospel by the sword and cannon.
                                                                                                         
But his following today is corrupt in every way, as the party of Khrushchev and Bulganin.