The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3749482
Posted By: Rapparee
09-Nov-15 - 10:07 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Can he twirl a rope while standing on the back of a horse? Can he sing a stampede into quietude? Can he throw a houlihan, catch the calf, toss it, tie it, brand it, earnotch it, cut it, and turn it bawling back to its mama within a minute and a half? Can he shoot the head off a rattler by shooting under his horse's neck while at a full gallop? Has he eaten beans cooked over a fire of cow chips or drank coffee made from alkali water? Has he been on the crooked trail to Holbrook? Does he wear boots made from the hide of somethin' you'd be scared to stomp? Can he play guitar and sing whilst cantering 'midst the coulees? Does he give a gulp at a gully or gulch? Can he tell the difference between a butte and a mesa? between right- and left- hand laid rope?

Inquiring minds wish to know!