The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3750033
Posted By: Rapparee
11-Nov-15 - 10:00 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
No one to shoot at? WHAT?!? For God's sake man! Annoy your neighbors! Or better, have them annoy you! Surely they have some annoying habits! Perhaps their cats keep you awake at night or poop in your flowers! Can't you find that they've encroached there fence onto your property? Aren't they rustling your stock? Hasn't even one of them shot your paw or yer ma? Ain't none of them dishonored yer sister or stolen yer gal? You mean to tell me that there isn't a nester, farmer, sheep herder, or claim-jumper in the lot? Get in a poker game and you'll find fast enough that they use shiners, deal from a frozen deck or off the bottom, use readers, or do other things! WORK at it, man, WORK at it! You don't want to be known as a lily-livered, panty-waisted, dry-gulching, lute-picking, back-stabbing, running-ironed, milksop of a dude, do you? Show 'em yer a REAL man! Git out there and shoot somebody!!!!