The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3750058
Posted By: Amos
11-Nov-15 - 12:20 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Gosh, Rapparree, you have inspired me some. Let me see, now. Who could I shoot? Well, there's James the mailman. The dog always barks when he comes around and it disturbs my concentration. And them newlyweds three houses down with the new baby! Why they're downright uppity! And if old man Slybones across the street hadn't a died last week, I wouldn't have minded plugging him for general uselessness. By Gawd, and there's a Republican or two lives along the cross-street there, I heard them extolling the virtues of Donald Trump, which is surely a shooting sin! Yes, I see the error in my thinking now; why, there's just ALL kinds of folks around here need a good dose of lead sent off in their direction.
Now all I have to do is find that $799 dollars. Oh, my, now, THAT is gonna be a challenge. Say Rapp, whyn't you just get me that sidearm for Christmas? I like the blued model with the long barrel. Thanks so awfully much!