But I have never said the festival is objectionable so how can anyone agree or disagree with that?

Back to you.

Rag - Just disagree with me that something I did not say is not objectionable. Or maybe it is, I think. Whatever the fuck he is on about. Just disagree. I don't mind at all and it will be worth it to see the Keithy babe either apologise or, more likely, renege on his promise.