Oh ye brood of vipers! Ye den of thieves! Ye recalcitrant generation of hotheaded fornicating transvestite houseplants! Repent for the end is yea verily nigh! The Lord will come and rend ye into tiny little pieces not fit for the trodding under of the feet of swine and drywall installation crews! If the salt hath lost its saltiness, will it not be flushed down the toilet of doom? This evil fate awaits you if you don't copy this to 50 of your closest friends and send a dollar to the person at the top of the list!

Oh wait. Wrong thread. This was meant for the "chain letter" thread. Sorry about that.

Alex