I'd never heard that song about Kansas City, either.

Did you notice the fine dancing, the pretty girls, the cute lads? Were you impressed that the mayor had the nerve to be recorded singing? (Because a lot of people his age refuse to sing.) Did you enjoy it at all, or did you just worry about its antecedents, as if a song needs a pedigree and your okay.

I can tell you what it is - it's an ordinary pop song.