And no doubt you told them that Puff had to be prayed to and worshipped, had a virgin mother and could breathe life into dead bodies with his hot fiery breath and would have eternal life. That it would be a sin to fail to worship him in a service every Sunday, and, if you denied his existence you'd be frowned on by the Puff Club and would never know happiness. That he's up there among the stars in the sky. Come to think of it, he's exactly as plausible as God, isn't he, only you can't see it.